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The other day my wife told me about this influencer who said she needed to go on ozempic so she could go from 130 lbs down to 115 and I really cannot stress the degree to which we have so COMPLETELY lost the plot with this glp1 shit. Like not only are people are going on this shit for purely cosmetic purposes, the cosmetic purposes are delusional. This is the kind of mindset that gives people eating disorders but now because you can get a prescription instead of having to starve yourself or enduce vomiting a big swath of the general public seems eager to go along with it. Body Positivity did not go fucking far enough because I am being so real when I say that fatphobia is more of a public health crisis than obesity has ever been

I guess I just can't find it in myself to care all that much about the annual summertime leg shaving discourse this year. We've got bigger fish to fry, you know?

Can we start talking about reproductive rights again? Or the wage gap? Remember when we used to talk about the wage gap on this website? Menstrual supply costs and availability? Pink tax? Glass ceiling? Glass cliff? Literally anything else besides leg hair?

Hurt my neck something awful (for the second July in a row, too) and I'm spending my day prone on the couch sending extremely sociable upbeat texts to people I have plans with this week while my eyes unfocus and I try not to vomit

Receiving texts back like "I love how on top of things you are!!" Yeah sure whatever. You know what I'm on top of? My pain meds. My face. My agonies. I actually would appreciate it a lot if somebody else would be on top of scheduling for once. I hurt a lot. Do not be fooled by my charming use of exclamation points.

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