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Headcanon, mimics are tameable creatures and as such act as pets or beasts of burden. Imagine, mimics work in ports helping to moor ships, or being horseless carriages, there is a whole industry based around the breeding of specialized mimics. Discuss.
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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!
you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too
Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.
My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.
Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?
Yes.
oh god theres art
@altadude you know what must be done.
ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr
I apologize to all my followers for this
if i had to read this you do too
I have a hate-hate relationship with this
Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…
Tis the season bitches
DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN
Why is this on my dash?
…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.
You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance.
“maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance” is an incredibly profound quote and I did NOT expect to get it from a Grinch x Tony the Tiger post
so i’ve decided to make this happen actually
CHAPTER 2 IS OUT
This is actually an amazing fic, I highly recommend :3
oh yeah, everyone’s actually super angry at how well-written it is
and my personal favorite: “I wish you all the best, but I do hope you one day suffer for your sins”
NEW CHAPTER is out
@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses I don’t ever talk to you, but I am very curious, are you aware of the special in which the Grinch meets The Cat In The Hat and proceeds to torture him because he was eating a picnic near his house and the grinch’s reflection mocked him?
NEW GRINCH LORE DROPPED
Why must you haunt my dash this way?
I assume my skeleton wandered off again to partake in midnight revelry with local forest witches, presumably dancing and shambling naked around a howling bonfire, because there is literally no other explanation for why I just woke up sore after eight hours of peaceful slumber
Simple, you had a sleep workout. Your soul decided you didn’t lift enough bro. SO IT WILL MAKE YOU LIFT
obsessed w/ this stock photo of a gambler placing their wedding ring on top of a bunch of casino chips
i’m just…i’m trying to imagine a scenario where a casino would ever conceivably accept RANDOM JEWELRY as valid currency, they don’t even let you place cash on the tables
At this moment you are playing with your gf at the same table, you set her up to win. She has a pair of 2s and another guy actually won.
I looked into a psychics crystal ball the other day and an episode of the sopranos was playing
You my good sir are proof that the world is not sane in its essence and as such any form of sanity is only a lie believing it can make sense of its being.
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loud noises when u have sensory processing issues is like russian roulette. maybe nothing will happen maybe you’ll spend the next hour sitting in a corner it’s a tossup
Explain you eldritch blob.
sometimes the loud noise break the gaud
Alright boys, get the megaphones and crazy straws
loud noises when u have sensory processing issues is like russian roulette. maybe nothing will happen maybe you’ll spend the next hour sitting in a corner it’s a tossup
Explain you eldritch blob.
You know what? No more football
What the fuck is football?
Success
You fool, we still have, Nogomet.
Funnily enough, you can tell my how I’m feeling in real time depending on the optimism of my jokes. Feeling loved? Posts are happy and sweet. Feeling sad? posts are DEFINITELY about the emptiness of the universe
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Uhhhh, help? Puki, you okay? I don’t understand eldricht abomination.
Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow
I saw this before I left work last night and had a quiet hope, and today I checked my phone at about quarter to two, while I was still on my lunch break, and I’ve just got a job interview with the BBC next week
I’m not a big believer in anything much but I’m so happy holy shit. So like unrelated note but something real good happened to me at 1.42 today lol
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Change a single letter and change the word game
I want to play a game with you all.
You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.
Dirt
Dire
Bare
Care
Mare
Made
Lore
Lyre
Pyre
part
Fart
farm
Fare
Fore
Sort
Soft
Sift
silk
Milk
Mill
Mull
Vile
Time
Bike
Bake
Lake
Bile
Tile
Lilt
Kilt
Kill
Jill
Dill
Dole
pole
sole
sold
meld
mend
Tend
Tent
Rent
Best
belt
well
help
Hell
Heel
Feel
Peel
Keen
Been
Bear
Reef
Bear
Bar
Bare
Barf
Barb
Lurk
Look to your left. The first thing you see is what you would hoard as a dragon.
Condoms. I am the safe sex dragon
Mirrors! I’m either a very vain dragon, a very fabulous dragon, or both.
A pile of coppers and small change. I’m a dragon who likes to show off their wealth in the most elaborate and redundant way possible. Or it’s a fashion choice and matches my scales. Or both.
knitting! I can haz jumpers?
We now have the four main villains of a really weird and slightly undramatic D&D campaign. I can just imagine the faces of the bored and annoyed adventurers walking away with their new hordes…
angle-poise lamps… it will be a very well lit cavern
I am LADY OF THE MT DEW’S! ALL YOUR CAFFEINE WILL BE MINE, F̸̸̢̖̟̮̫͇̲̯͚̗͒͞ͅͅO̧̡̯͔̝͕͓̠̳̞͚̦̝͘͏̴R̭ͦ̄͆҉҉́E̸̢̨̎́͜͜V̷̨͔̤͚͔̹̜̗̼̞͉̤͍̒ͬͮͮ̂̂̌͛͌̍̆̕͟҉̶̴̡̛̀͟͢Ę͚̻͖͓̏͒̕͢͢͞͡ͅR̨̳̭͙̼̻͕̞ͭ͐ͨ͒̾͟͟͞͏̷̛̛́͟͠
…..cats.
Welp.
Keys.
Bags. No, not normal bags, i mean like, plastic bags
photographs of my baby cousin
my brother??
I am the TV dragon. I've got flatscreen, LED, plasma etc..
I’m a S.L.U.T. and you can’t change my mind.
I thought you were a thot 🤔🤔🤔
420 I’M THIS FUCKING CLOSE TO KOBYEETING YO BITCH ASS INTO THE FUCKING VOID.
can i go to the void i still havent been able to visit
I'm DYING
where the
is my tablet pen
where the
is my google document
Where the
Is my hinderpaste
all kinds of artists are uniting to complain and im loving it
Where the
Is my eraser???
where the
is my motivation
where the
is my will to live
Where the
Is Carmen San Diego.
this one wins everyone else can go home now
Where the
Is my overlays?
Where the
Is my pencil sharpener?
Where the
Is Jackieboy Man?
Where the
Is this post going?
I don’t have a
ing idea XD
Where the
Did those black bordered come from
This post u binches.
why the
my peepee hard
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Good post OP
reblog for good luck and happiness
Interested in being the voice of Davon?
Psych2Go and I are looking for someone to play the (voice) role of Davon in our script: [Horoscopes: Hate it or like it?]. Send a sample of the following part to qualify: “Yeah, I get that. Daily sun sign horoscopes are inaccurate because they’re written for the masses and as humans, we’re way too complex to be pinned down by personality tests. But at the same time, they can also be a tool for self-knowledge. It allows us to explore the gaps between what we know to be true about ourselves and what our test results tell us. [sarcastically] What sign are you again, Hope? [smiles] Jokes.” HOW? Send a sample of the above excerpt as an MP3 format via Dropbox with the subject of the email: Voice-over of Davon to [email protected] *Anyone can qualify for this role! Davon is a bit flamboyant and somewhat of a smartypants kind of character. Imagine what he should sound like and try your best! Whether you are new to voice acting, hold interest, or are experienced, we’d love to hear from you! Deadline: December 22, 2018 12:00 p.m. EST
A Davon needed!
I wanna try and send a piece! Davon sounds like a funny person
Go for it! Male voice though!
Got it
