The Wellerman sea shanty keeps getting better omg
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The Wellerman sea shanty keeps getting better omg
looks tenderly into my beloved's eyes: "I hear you and I love your gentle thiccness"

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english: coconut oil
french: :)
english: oh boy
french: oil of the nut of the coco
IM CRYINGNFN
english: ninety-nine
french: :)
english: oh no
french: four-twenty-ten-nine
english: potato
french: :)
english: oh geez
french: apple of the earth
french: papillon
english: :)
french: don’t
english: beurremouche
French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit
english: squirrel
german: :)
english: oh dear
german: oak croissant
english: helicopter german: :) english: uh oh german: lifting screwdriver
english: toes
spanish: :)
english: no don’t
spanish : fingers of the feet
english: bowl
spanish: :)
english: oh lordy
spanish: deep plate
english: car
polish: :)
english: i changed my mind
polish: that which walks by itself
french: coccinelle
UK english: ladybird!
american english: ladybug
french: weird
dutch: :)
french: …what
dutch: the good lord’s little animal
french: …ok
irish, polish and russian: *giggling*
french: …just tell me
irish, polish and russian: GOD’S SMALL COW
English: jellyfish Japanese: :) English: what yo got Japan Japanese: ~*~*o c e a n m o o n*~*~
English: gloves Dutch: :) English: omg what now Dutch: hand shoes
English: porcupine Dutch: :) English: … please, no Dutch: sting pig
JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER
English: Poppy
Dutch: :)
English: … tell me
Dutch: Clap rose
English: dragon
Finnish: :)
English: for fuck’s sake
Finnish: salmon snake
english: dragon
asl: :D!
english: tell me?
asl: SPICY DINOSAUR
English: nap
Romanian: :)
English: huh?
Romanian: a baby of a sleep
@the-cloud-road
English: Giraffe
Latin: :D
English: what?
Latin: camelopardus!
English: In the middle of nowhere
Slovene: Behind God’s back
Serbian:
Serbian: Where wolves fuck
Polish:
Polish: where dogs bark with their asses
English: somewhere really far and isolated
Italian: :)
English: what now?
Italian: in the ass of the world
Welsh: hiraeth
English: :S
Welsh: …
English: a longing for something or somewhere which no longer exists, to which you can no longer return; the longing for the lost homeland of your ancestors, which you know only through blood and tradition, and will never feel under your feet
English: ladybird
Welsh: :) :) :) :) :) :)
English: look, you literally just made fun of me for my lexical limitations, why are you -
Welsh: little red cow :)
English: aw :)
Welsh: :)
There may be a day I do not reblog this post but today is not that day!!!
English: raisin
English: Come on French, isn’t raisin a word in you vocabulary?
English: French?
French: …
French: DrY gRaPe
English: grape
French: you’re not gonna like it.
English: what?
French: in my defence I was first.
English: What?
French: raisin 🥺
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Well, does the god’s little cow go moo?
English: Watering hose
Afrikaans: (^ν^)
English: What!?
Afrikaans: Garden Snake 🐍
English: God! I give up. I’m just gonna eat some Cotton Candy
Afrikaans: Cotten candy? (^ω^)
English: WHAT NOW?
Afrikaans: Ghost Breath!
Fellow emos, this just shook me to my core
Coming into a fandom late
Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck
Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie
Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war.
Accuracy at its best
Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…
all of this shit…lol
When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF
When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead
This gets better every time I see it.
@fuboos-mess
Being in a dead fandom…
Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one
The accuracy hurts.
Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.
When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.
Being in a fandom meant for kids.
This just gets better..
@mi-kleos
When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you
Fandom hell in general
Yes.
This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.
Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on
THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!
Trying to recruit people to your fandom
Annnnnnndddd it’s back
Being in a fandom which has so many antis
I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.
Being in a fandom that actually works together
Why is this so true? All of it.
being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs
I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.
Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions
When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)
Being in a fandom you never meant to join
I love this. and it’s gotten better
After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….
All of these are me. Lol
Being in a fandom on Tumblr
And it reached its epic conclusion
When you’re fandom is supposed to rest after the finale, but the finale sucked ass
listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

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“Aw man! This pie doesn’t taste at all like what grandma use to make! I’m must be a terrible baker:(“
Maybe! Or maybe one of many things might be different from the recipe you’ve been trying to follow
Baking is largely both a science, and bullshit. Anything from the altitude you’re at, or the mosture in the air, or the way you’re measuring ingredients (ie weight vs volume) can effect how your final result of what you’re making will come out. A few examples just in my grandmother’s Apple Pie recipe are
Her recipe calls for Crisco in the crust, but Crisco changed their formula in 2007, effecting the taste and texture of the crusts made, so adjustments have to be made to account for that
The Apple tree in her backyard is gone, and no apples sold commonly in stores are similar to whatever random variety she had, and there are over 7,500 known varieties of apples
Not all flour that you buy from the store is the same, and I’m not just even talking about like. Cake flour vs wheat flour. Even in the US the kind of regular baking flour differs depending on where you live, and where it’s sourced from
So will I ever make that Apple pie I remember fondly from my childhood? Probably not! Just gotta figure out my own thing that works.
I dunno why I made this post at 6am. Just shit to keep in mind next time you’re struggling with an older recipe I guess!
This is so wholesome
Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip
I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is
https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children.
CAT DAD IS BACK
aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;
HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!
This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen.
update:
I love that he kept …. All of them.
I’ve reblogged the earlier part of this thread before, and the new stuff makes it even better.
This is the Tumblr equivalent of a warm hug on a cold day.
You’re welcome.
I remember this thread, but I never saw the grown-up pics ❤
@every-n-anything
All hail Catdad
I saw Catdad for the first time today, and my day instantly became exponentially better.
I’M CRYING!?
CATDAD HAS REVIVED MY WILL TO LIVE
I live for cat dad-
Cat dad has saved us all
CAT DAD!!
I had not seen the updates. I am so happy that the Cat Gods smiled upon this person and their new family :)
The tale continues into 2020!
The whole tale
“Happy Birthday my fam. I love you more than you'll ever know. You've brought so much light to my life. You have me forever. X #Caturday #Tw
I needed to know all their names so I just spent way to much time digging and I have results:
Here, left to right we have Mac, Ronin, Dobby, and Pancake.
And here’s their mum, Forever. Also it turns out catdad is not only hot and heartwarming but also a great screenwriter and director AND painter, which is altogether unfair. Definitely recommend a follow having just scrolled through two years worth of tweets. But most importantly, I’ll leave you with this:
Joseph’s Machines
Why is this the most amazing thing ever?
imsebastianstan: Life 2020. Be safe out there. Think of your loved ones, parents, kids, the elderly. Be kind and mindful of others. Wash your hands. #coronavirus #wereallinthistogether
Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!
Guys I reblogged this and then wrote an 8000 word story I didn’t even have a solid plan for. Reblog this shit.
Reblogging in hopes of finding the time, physical, and emotional energy for working on my current project again
Can always use these three, right💜?
This isn’t something I will risk.

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well this truly was A Decade. i loved you. i hated you. goodbye 2010s.
Reblog if a fanfic has ever made you cry
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The Big List of Bad Mental Illness and Neurodivergence Tropes
Surreal/magical realism/horror stories where it was all in the imagination of a mentally ill person in the end.
Villains with scary/stigmatized mental illness, especially to explain their “evil” or to make them scarier.
Psychosis causing people to murder others.
Really, equating mental illness with violence at all.
A character being “crazy.” Not schizophrenic, not traumatized, just ambiguously “crazy.”
Neurodivergent qualities (stimming, echolalia, and so on) being used to code a character as offputting. How often have you seen a character rocking or talking to themselves shown in an attempt to make you scared of them?
Therapists being cold, unfeeling, clinical in their treatment of patients. That’s just called a bad therapist. You can have a bad therapist character, but a therapist treating you like a laboratory animal isn’t normal.
Therapists not seeming to have or follow ethics at all.
Therapists being unhelpful because the protagonist is not actually mentally ill and there’s something fantastical or supernatural going on.
The supernatural misdiagnosed as mental illness (not bad necessarily but overused)
Characters always hating and resenting being in therapy (yes, you can have a character who hates therapy but therapy does help people and many people look forward to their appointments a lot.)
Weird, Freudian psychoanalysis and Rorschach ink blots being all that therapy is. Therapists analyzing dreams and deducing deeply buried childhood traumas from random habits a character has.
OCD as a character quirk or as comedy.
OCD just meaning neat freak.
Any mental illness as a character quirk or as comedy.
Mental illness always being extremely severe and life-altering instead of being something that people can learn to live/cope with. (For example, depressed people are perfectly fine if they aren’t actively suicidal.)
“Tough love” approach to panic attacks or severe phobias. (Example: the scene in Endgame where Rocket smacks Thor in the face.) Even worse, this actually working.
A character recovering from mental illness because another character tells them to get over themselves/yells at them/shows them how stupid they are.
PTSD where there are no other symptoms besides flashbacks and nightmares.
Trauma being used to make a character Edgy and not really being honestly handled.
Trauma being used to excuse evil acts a character does.
Characters having to forgive their abusers as part of their character growth.
Someone getting triggered for comedy.
Panic attacks being used for comedy...ever.
^Either of these things being supposedly comedic because they happen to a male character and are thus emasculating. Men have trauma. Men have anxiety disorders. They just do.
Mental illness in men being emasculating ever, at all.
Mental illness always being caused by some kind of trauma or past tragedy.
There’s a Big Reveal of what happened to a character and that precipitates their recovery. (Recovery is more complex than that.)
A character being on any kind of medication for mental illness symptoms hinting at a character flaw. (For example, a character going on anxiety meds because the author wants to denote that they’re excessively uptight. I can’t remember specifically where I read this but I’m so sure I have.)
Characters for some reason being super opposed to being on meds.
Characters entirely recovering from their mental illness as part of their character arc. (Recovery is a complex process and it’s almost never that smooth. You can show recovery of course but this is oversimplified.)
Characters recovering from their mental illness in the same way they might overcome a character flaw.
Mental illness cured by getting with the right partner. (A supportive partner can help, but the mental illness is still going to be there.)
Specifically trauma being cured by romantic relationship. There’s a kernel of truth to this in that social relationships aid in healing trauma, but being loved by the right person isn’t just going to make trauma disappear.
Autistic character who is a genius asshole; really the whole trope of “super smart and eccentric but no empathy or any attempt to show regard for others.”
Autistic character who has one super specific savant skill (I mean that happens but it’s not most of us)
The autistic younger sibling or endearing kid that does nothing in the story.
Autistics who are there for inspiration porn.
Autism being portrayed just as a person having the mind of a child forever. Autistics being super innocent about sexual things or unintentionally doing something sexually inappropriate.
That hyperactive little boy background character whose ADHD diagnosis is clearly just his mom making excuses for his terrible behavior.
Any kind of anti-psychiatry sentiment from people who know nothing about it. Your opinions about how antidepressants are overprescribed are as irrelevant as they can possibly be if you neither have a mental illness nor have ever studied it outside of a gen-ed psych class. Don’t slip shit like that into fiction.
If you are not mentally ill/ND: Your opinions about mental illness or neurodivergence, how people should cope with it, what it reveals about society or the world, or what secret superpower it confers, put into the mouth of a mentally ill or ND character. Basically don’t use your characters as mouthpieces for your opinions or insights about mental illness if you don’t belong to the group(s) you’re writing about.
Insane asylums as settings for horror because mentally ill people scarey.
Tortured Artist; the idea that having a mental illness (specifically an unmedicated mental illness) gives you this deep artistic insight others don’t have.
Aesthetic Depression. Depression being this deep, poetic darkness.
Suicide being poetic and romantic.
Depression gets better when your life does, automatically.
Disabled people being assumed unable to survive in a post apocalyptic setting.
Gendering of mental illness: anorexia only happens to teenage girls, PTSD is for men who have served in the military.
Characters dropping the “mentally ill” label as part of their character growth.
ND characters acting more like everyone else as part of their character growth.
Aesthetic Eating Disorders.
Normalizing disordered eating, unhealthy dieting. Disillusioned middle aged woman characters or teenage girls who keep starving themselves and taking dangerous detoxes as a throwaway quirk.
Feel free to add more.

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Hey everyone! We need your help to create the best party game ever!
Introducing… What The Plot?!
How does it work?
1.) Take a Prompt Card.
Ex. ’Tell us about the time a vampire hit on you.‘
2.) You have one minute to bullshit a story.
After the minute is up, the player next to you needs to continue your story and so on.
However! There is also a pile of cards each with three words on it. Every turn you draw a card and have to use one of the three words from it in your story. Ex. breadstick, cactus, werewolf.’ If you don’t use one of the words during your turn, you lose points. If you can’t continue the story then you also lose points. And if your story is really awful, other players can play the ‘Boo Card’, causing you to lose a catastrophic amount of points. The player who is not the worst wins!
We have already found a supplier and a distribution center in both the US and Europe. We really want to know what you think. Let’s create this game together and make it the best it can possibly be. Are you in?
Please make this a thing. I’d soooo get this!!
where can I get updates???
Suggestion to call it:
What The Plot?! - A party game for people who like to talk sh*t
^ Genius
This is an awesome concept! An alternative rule could be instead of losing points, people could also maybe take a sip of their drink, it would make the stories even more entertaining. I would definitely play this as a drinking game with my friends!
We need your input! We need more Prompt Cards and really need your help in shaping this game over the next couple of weeks before we launch! [Nov, 2019]
Click here to give feedback and to sign up to help create this party game!
This is so something I can picture my friends and I playing when we hang out. I can’t wait for launch!!
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