Inferno's Blog

Fork found in Bathroom #Mystery #Unexplained

Crazy how you all know me as this funny glamorous blogger whereas in real life I’m the Belgian agricultural minister

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

but that's beyond the scope of this post

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station