Inferno's Blog

lets make jokes that dont make sense and are bad

The first rule of plurality is to have fun and be yourself The second rule of plurality is to have fun and be someone else

why are you all in this god damn tag!!!!!! I am here for fucking mario and all i see is shit like this fuck it fuck this website its goofy

Why are you looking for Mario in the plural tag

i aint lookin for nothin i followed the tag for mario idk nothin about whatever all this be its just all up in my face all i be seein so what that? Nothing to do with it

Why did you follow the plural tag for Mario

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

Woah. They weren’t kidding organisms will perceive and react to stimulus.

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

I watched Iron Lung again tonight in the comfort of my home and my dog must've been watching with me cause as soon as bad things started happening to Simon she started crying. In the scene where he ultimately dies she could not stop crying at me. I am now watching him play the Henry Stickman collection so she can see that A.) He's not dead and B.) He's not in distress. Occasionally he'll whine or hum in discontent about something and my dog will look at me and whine to try and get me to fix whatever is distressing Markiplier.

she's the opposite of that snake that hates markiplier

helloooo nobody my name is Nobody and today i’m playing No Nights at Nothing’s

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias