burgerdog’s big adventure

my writing gland is purple and swollen

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

I’m looking disrespectfully. Show me that bulge king

sorry, i mythologized your boyfriend. yeah i took him and a few other boyfriends and merged them together with local folklore and mystic elements into one legendary figure. he's going to be really hard to pin down historically. sorry about that. I can make you his consort in some stories if that helps.

the position of the mischevious pig marks the hours

mice are having sex in my walls :(

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

you fucked those mice yourself

I fucked those mice myself

queer discourse final boss

BUG SEX HEADQUARTERS

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars