How to date your guardian angel
Find out if you have a guardian angel.
Look for signs. White feathers, flashes of light, or symbols in the clouds.
If you find a white feather, do not keep it or you will scare her.
Do not play hard to get. Play easy to catch. Jump off a building
Your guardian angel usually disappears immediately after saving you.
Gradually make your activities more dangerous. She loves danger. Start off slow. Keep her coming back for more.
After a few times, she will linger around a little longer to rebuke you. Catch her off-guard. Ask her out.
There is also a possibility she is very annoyed and filed the necessary paperwork to be assigned to someone else. Carefully assess if you still have a guardian angel before doing anything dangerous.
If she wants to go on a date with you, go do something dangerous. She will most likely tell you she will not be protecting you to test your courage. Do not worry. She will always protect you. I suggest you go cloud jumping.
Ask her out on a second date.
Avoid danger for some time. Let her wonder.
Smell your pillow. If it smells heavenly, she was definitely there last night.
As time goes by, and you have avoided danger for long enough, she will start appearing for things that are not dangerous at all. ‘Food poisoning’ or 'the road is slippery’ are often used excuses. In such cases, ask her out for dinner, or let her ride shotgun.
Ask if you may hold her hand. Feel how your heart grows warmer almost instantly.
Tell her about yourself. Ask her questions. Have fun.
Lean in for a kiss. When you close your eyes and touch her lips, a million stars will fall inside your head. You can now make a wish. She knows this. Wish to see her again. She will smile and give you another kiss.
Note: this guide applies to all guardian angels - Bob
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