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explaining Nona-era Griddlehark is like. Yeah they haven’t made out yet, on account of Gideon being dead and stuck behind Harrow’s brain for nine months and Harrow astral projecting for six consecutive months after that. Well except for that one time when Harrow’s body kissed Gideon on the mouth, but that doesn’t really count because her body (not to be confused with The Body) was being possessed by a six month old amnesiac version of The Body (that is, the Girl in the Tomb but not the girl currently in the tomb, who is Harrow), who as you may remember is the third corner of the core Harrow love quadrangle. Except that’s kind of a simplification because it’s implied that the amnesiac soul in Harrow’s body is at least a little bit part-Harrow and part-Gideon. And she only kissed Gideon because she thought Gideon looked sad, she actually thinks redheads are very unattractive.

only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

Hold on I gotta try this.

Damn, Anthony Head just died. What a talented guy, genuinely phenomenal actor.

the other thing about Internet dogpiling is that it is just not possible to think clearly during the acute stages. it’s so easy to criticize people for responding defensively or tactlessly to mass criticism but I cannot overstate the degree to which your brain becomes a rat in a trap. I think we do have to temporarily recalibrate our expectations in these circumstances and accept that they do not necessarily represent how that person responds to criticism. the skills for self-regulating and reacting to normal interpersonal criticism are not the same skills needed to respond to viral callouts.

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

Happy Pride Month

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

It's that time of the year again! Remember to leave out bread and absinthe for Victor Hugo and he will leave you 50 pages on a subject that is off-topic but that he is vaguely interested in. Be safe out there!

It’s fun to use contractions inappropriately, but it’s hard to explain why that’s

thats a common interest we've

Yeah, but people get annoyed by it, like when you throw soda cans in the trash can’t the recycle bin

updated the character limit on the blinkie maker! previously 15 characters, you can now attempt to cram a whopping 25 characters on your blinkies!! certain fonts and font sizes WILL cut off. use your best judgement ok?

hmm, "venereal", "venerate", and "venison" are all cognates. don't like that