Wonderless

fwuaty-ate ounceza cawffee

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

Good god that guy and bird must be strong

guy who doesn't know anything at all: "like a goth to a flame"

if i do something wrong they kill me

(girl who is already extremely private) i think i need to Move In More Silence

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along