Make It A Good One

real talk tho ive seen ppl talk abt how long hair on men isn't intrinsically feminine & assuming so is racist can we get the same convo going for Black women w short hair can we start talking abt how short hair isn't intrinsically masculine or is that a step too far

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

Sometimes you like the fandom favorite and that's annoying because you have to see all the wild takes that do not interpret them the correct way. Other times, you like the fandom's least favorite and that's annoying because you still have to see all the wild takes that do not interpret them the correct way.

on my "don't walk to metlife" post I kept seeing people say that drivers would "bergentruck" pedestrians on the turnpike and it turns out that that's a reference to an Undertale meme where a character purposefully runs over people, but the portion of the jersey turnpike that goes to metlife is bergen county, and I had just instantly accepted that there was a term specifically referring to jersey drivers from there. I didn't even question it. Neither would you, if you had ever driven there.

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

Rocky, later realising that grace’s model of blip-a was made out of food: this guy some sort of pervert, question?

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

every piece of media would be better with a butch in it

shout out to every undiagnosed emotionally stunted girl who feels like the world hates her. theres this wonder drug called testosterone and whilst it might not help you get social skills,

hey op can i add a transfem version of this?

dont ask me what to do im not your dad (you can)

shout out to every undiagnosed emotionally stunted boy who feels like the world hates him. theres this wonder drug called estradiol and whilst it might not help you get social skills,

Shout out to every undiagnosed emotionally stunted boy or girl who feels like the world hates him or her. theres this wonder thing called nonbinary and whilst it might not help you get social skills,

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious