Thedas Elcor

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

Y'all I'm so very neuro-erotic

Are YOU gonna let THE GOVERNMENT tell YOU what YOUR GENDER is? That doesn't sound like Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness to me! PROTECT your individual FREEDOMS and call your senator: we want the GOVERNMENT to stay OUT OF OUR PANTS! GENDER FREEDOM NOW!

Two men in your neighborhood are married... to EACH OTHER? Congratulate them for exercising their AMERICAN RIGHT to follow the footsteps of our FOUNDING FATHERS! They've got a fully AMERICAN spirit of FREEDOM and REBELLION! GOD BLESS THE USA.

Your coworker has a different RELIGION from yours? Well, that's just INTERESTING and you should talk about it on your UNION-APPROVED LUNCH BREAK. The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA was FOUNDED on Freedom of Religion and ANYONE should be allowed to seek the AMERICAN DREAM!

You think someone might be in this GREAT country ILLEGALLY? NO YOU DON'T! No one is in this country illegally! The minute anyone steps on our SOVEREIGN SOIL they're your FELLOW AMERICAN and where they come from is NO ONES BUSINESS.

it's funny yeah, but guys this is actually how you reach the people who prefer these terms to frame all things Good and Correct.

@theshitpostcalligrapher please. Im beggin

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

My ass isn't safe from Tania's hard gock, but thanks to Incgoni, my data is safe from hackers and data-brokers...

its a real shame we cant talk about gendered socialization as the violence that it is without some fuckass rocking up like "and thats why trans women arent women!"

like children gendered as girls are fed less and given less opportunities to play and make messes, and children gendered as boys are offered less help and given less emotional support, and this is hurting them! but no actually we need to stop trannies from using the womens washroom

The thing missing from the transphobic analysis is that children gendered as one but perceived to conform more to the other (or to "fail" at their gendered socialization) tend to get a sampler-pack of the worst of both, plus a bunch of outright abuse on top.

I do feel the need to add that later he excitedly tell the group that as a straight guy, he never thought that skill would be useful outside hotdog eating contests.

Pure of heart dumb of ass hetero of sexual

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

I cannot explain why but the 80s is always 20 years ago to me... I... 10 years ago is either the 90s or 2000s, it's just so mushy up there time wise.

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

We interviewed her, obviously.

Such a developing story.

I love this story

This was a wild ride from start to finish

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

I found it!! The original post!!

HAS SHE SEEN SINNERS

I would not have survived birth.

I don't know how to explain but like... I don't think male socialization is a thing in the same was as female socialization... or maybe my experience is just too narrow? When someone is assumed to be a little straight boy, that's just used against them any time they're femme in the slightest (whether for reasons of gender or sexuality, or something else). It's not.. Maybe my version of female socialization is also made up... but the way I experienced it was that I was taught how to walk, what to wear, i was taught that pain is beauty, my successes were specifically ground down... and really I think the ways misogyny affected my childhood are not that different from the ways they affected my trans sisters. Like... I was taught, implicitly, to always be the one who yields on the sidewalk, to move where i sit, to avoid certain areas with my childhood friends to avoid being kidnapped but I don't think any queer people of any agab had it better. It's not a privilege not to fit expectations, it's often brutally punished, and I think we need a way to talk about how being assumed to be female affects ftm trans folks that doesn't do it at the cost of mtf trans folks, who by and large did not experience the privileged youth that's being made up by terfs and the like.

Most of what I was taught in that regard was because my mother was a survivor, and some of my friends had very close calls and one even had a capture... So you definitely had the same childhood I did in most ways, and the insistence that they MUST have been different because of our factory default genitals is absolutely incorrect.

I don't know how to explain but like... I don't think male socialization is a thing in the same was as female socialization... or maybe my experience is just too narrow? When someone is assumed to be a little straight boy, that's just used against them any time they're femme in the slightest (whether for reasons of gender or sexuality, or something else). It's not.. Maybe my version of female socialization is also made up... but the way I experienced it was that I was taught how to walk, what to wear, i was taught that pain is beauty, my successes were specifically ground down... and really I think the ways misogyny affected my childhood are not that different from the ways they affected my trans sisters. Like... I was taught, implicitly, to always be the one who yields on the sidewalk, to move where i sit, to avoid certain areas with my childhood friends to avoid being kidnapped but I don't think any queer people of any agab had it better. It's not a privilege not to fit expectations, it's often brutally punished, and I think we need a way to talk about how being assumed to be female affects ftm trans folks that doesn't do it at the cost of mtf trans folks, who by and large did not experience the privileged youth that's being made up by terfs and the like.

ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!

I think Mannertee and Ikanzame should have an enemies to lovers arc

Ikanzame is actually just a repressed passenger princess

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.

@raccoonmilf

I missed my raccoons’ birthdays this year because I had to work :( it was tragic

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.

Happy Birthday buddy!

NOT THIS TIME.

happy birthday raccoon

Happy birthday, little racoon!!

FUCK

My hottest fanfiction take is I think people should stop posting multi-fandom oneshots as a single fic with like 50+ chapters and instead post them as individual fics