banjo enjoyer

cannibal chappell roan: you can put a hundred boys in jars

vehicular manslaughter chappell roan: you can hit a hundred boys with cars

medieval torturer chappell roan: you can coat a hundred boys in tar

“Your days are numbered” yeah it’s called a calendar you fucking idiot.

july is like a second go at new years. u have to treat it as such so u dont spin out

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

"drug seeking" as a patient label one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

And no one is even doing it with me

*sighs sadly* doing it with me…

Didn’t get the dream job!!! Never have wants needs or desires!!!!!

My other friends/classmates are not getting their dream jobs either and there is nothing like solidarity in this particular type of fucking misery. It’s very reassuring.