permanently exhausted

sorry, i mythologized your boyfriend. yeah i took him and a few other boyfriends and merged them together with local folklore and mystic elements into one legendary figure. he's going to be really hard to pin down historically. sorry about that. I can make you his consort in some stories if that helps.

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

always remember that chell is canonically* a transgender woman

Racism in fandom spaces is actually insanely bad and if you ever try to downplay or avoid conversations about it because "fandom is supposed to be fun" then I'm not sorry to say this: You're adding on to the problem.

Fandom is meant to be fun and racism isn’t fun so we gotta get rid of the racism so we can all have fun

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

yeah, you’ve heard of closeson, but have you ever heard of EVIL closeson?? that’s right, new ship’s in town, and it’s darryl fucking glenn’s dad

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

one of us always eat hot chip and the other one always lies

#straight up filling them like éclairs damn