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sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "mmmhmmm okay yeah i see we both interpreted that differently based on what the show gave us, but i see how you arrived at your ideas even if they're different from mine," and then sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "brother what show did you even fucking watch"
Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)
For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.
So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.
We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon
I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.
I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.
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Morgause: Welcome to the 'Fuck Arthur Pendragon Club' where we discuss the various reasons why we hate Arthur Pendragon. Before we begin, would our newest member like to say something?
Merlin: ...
Merlin: Good, I'm in the right place. First of all-
We have two 'in case of fire, break glass' boxes, which you pick between based on how big of a problem the fire is. One has an extinguisher, and one has sticks, marshmallows, graham crackers, and chocolate.
Toasting Marshmallows [Explaining xkcd]
Transcript Under the Cut
[A single panel showing Cueball and Megan sitting on the ground. Between them is a small fire built of what appears to be a burning circuit board. Both are holding long sticks with marshmallows on the end, roasting them over the flames.]
Cueball: At least we finally determined the board's actual thermal limit.
Megan: Yeah. You know, we probably shouldn't eat these.
[Caption below the comic:] Engineering tip: Keep sticks and marshmallows around to make failures look intentional.
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For like one second in the 1450s or something, European dudes were like What if we looked like literal dickheads
And it wasn't just one spot; above we see princes of England (Humphrey), Portugal (John), Lorraine (John II), and Navarre (Charles IV), presumably otherwise rational beings.
Fashion history Tumblr, was the mid 15th century just the 1980s of the middle ages and we don't speak of it anymore? WHAT ARE THESE HATS
I appreciate how the guys are glaring at each other like HOW DARE YOU CHALLENGE MY HAT and Bartholomew Cubbins in the middle there is untroubled because he has a feather AND a little red jewel.
*At a Round Table Meeting without Merlin, cause he doesn't have a seat yet*
Percival: I'm half druid, but I follow their ways as best I can.
Everyone:*shocked*
Mordred, panicking and in solidarity: I too, am a druid, but a full one.
Everyone:*even more shocked*
Mordred, panicked, moving towards Pervical protectively: I won't let you hurt him!
Everyone: *looks at Arthur*
Arthur: *feels offended*
Merlin, has slept seven hour in the past week, super sleep deprived: *stumbles in with a serving table, looking five seconds away from passing out*
Percival, blurting out and panicked: I'M A DRUID!
Mordred, through mind link: Percival and I told everyone we're druids.
Merlin: *looks confused then determined*
Merlin: Which deity do you worship?
Percival, thrown: What?
Merlin, vaguely annoyed: Come on, Percy, there's only one wrong answer.
Percival:*confused then relived then suspicious*
Percival: It's Emrys.
Merlin, who is Emrys: You shouldn't worship him. He—
Percival, defensively: Why? Because he has magic?
Merlin, sleep deprived and confused: No? Cause he doesn't deserve your worship. He is unworthy of it. Like what has he even done?
Percival:
Merlin: Trust me, he's unreliable and should not be worshiped...
Percival:
Mordred, whispering to Percival: Don't bother, he's very convinced with this.
Merlin cont.:...infact just ask Mordred! ...Or well, maybe not, he doesn't listen. He's too stubborn.
Merlin cont.: There ask so many better options, like the Morrigan or... well, Caillaech is not the best example... but the Triple Goddess is! Why don't you worship the Triple Goddess?
I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.
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when fiona apple asked “how can i ask anyone to love me when all i do is beg to be left alone”. well i have not found an answer but if anyone else has lmk