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This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.
This text thread brought us into a new age
The year is 1 ATP (After Then Perish)

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it is absolutely insane that this is cgi
My profession is amazing????
Like dude that sand alone is stunning
I love these kinds of videos because theyāre super impressive but also the dumbest things and always make me laugh my ass off
Those fake IG accounts that people make for their favorite characters are always SO FUNNY because you know that thereās no actual way that any of those characters would have the aesthetic ass layouts that tumblr white girls think they would. Steve Rogers wouldnāt have a pastel word pic that says āMiss You Even Though Youāre Right Next to Meā he would have like 2 and a half blurry selfies and a pic of a cool bird that he saw that reminded him of Sam. Thatās it.
Baby name websites are out of control these daysā¦
tag urself im quirt
Iām shango
ok so since the Russo brothers confirmed that animals and plants and the like all died in the snap,,,,,,, that means dogs died too,,,,, and lemme tell ya if ANYTHING happened to my dog earth wouldnāt even NEED the avengers Iād mcfucking d e s t r o y thanos myself because NO ONE FUCKING MESSES WITH MY DOG NOT EVEN A CRUSTY ASS RAISIN WITH A ROCK COLLECTION
Me, after watching my cat turn to dust: :)
Every single (living) Avenger, getting tf out of my way: How is she holding that many knives
Did John wick write these

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my friendās very young daughter is apparently a huge nerd and asked for aĀ āSpock-themed birthday partyā
Sheās 3 going to be 4 and she demands a Spock themed party that only @souryellows is invited to.
The other day she got up in another kids face and chanted āwe watch Star trek everyday because I love Spockā
when we tried to warn her that the ending of Wrath of Khan would upset her she ran over and yelled āSpock wonāt die because I love him!ā (he died anyway. she was distraught)
also if you show her a picture of Spock and ask who he is she gets little hearts in her eyes and says dreamily āmy boyā
Also uh update she watched the Search for Spock yesterday and is fucking estatic about seeing Spock alive again.
But she now has an imaginary friend. Any guesses.
Itās Spock.
The Spock party was a few months ago but it was grand. She squealed in earsplitting delight when I brought the cake out and made me carry her bridal-style around the house while singing the theme song.
As an update, still having a Spock birthday party in October. And she also got a Spock build a bear a few weeks ago.
live long and fucking prosper, kiddo
do flat earthers think earth still moves in space like some sort of planet sized frisbeeĀ
this is my new religion god made the frisbee-earth and then just tossed us into the abyssĀ
the world ends when his dog catches it
As cosmogonies go Iāve seen worse.
Two great, but opposed, celestial forces: God, who created the world, and Dog, who will end it
What the fuck
I cannot believeā¦.
y'all are messing with the nature of things!!!
Donald Duck with a normal voice will always feel unnatural and wrong.
if āget lowā was an indie tuneĀ (mumford and sons are shaking)
this is gonna be an extremely unpopular opinion so bare with me, but i donāt think children should be vaccinated unless they really absolutely want to be and if they grow up into adults who still donāt want to be vaccinated then so be it.
kids are too young to fully grasp what vaccination does to you, and i donāt mean that in a ātheyāll make you autistic and dieā way. i mean they donāt understand what theyāre setting themselves up for in the future. (shots are pretty traumatic for children too, but thatās for another day.) if a child is too young to consent to sex or medical transition if theyāre trans, theyāre definitely too young to consent to a vax.
i havenāt had any contact with my family for quite some time now, so i have a hard time knowing my medical history, especially with my lack of health insurance and a move to a different country.
because of that, i live with the constant fear that i might have been vaccinated against rabies. my family was extremely poor and had spotty health insurance but its hard to say. but its fucking heartbreaking to know i might never be fully rabid because my parent might have vaccinated me as a child, when i was too young to know, too young to have a say in it.
how many other kids are there, just like me? how many adults have grown up miserable because theyāve been vaccinated against their genetic disposition for a certain disease? its practically eugenics and it makes me fuckin sick to my stomach. there are babies RIGHT NOW getting vaxxed bc āthats whatās healthy for themā and their parents have no idea how much grief theyāre causing right now.
so yea, maybe stop vaxxing your kids??
at first i was like āyeah okay this a dumb but manageable takeā and then op went for the rabies thing and my soul left my body
everyday this site drags us further and further away from the will of God and into madness and destruction
What corner of hieronymus Bosch hell did this come from
Whereās my post about being confused about how great civilizations fall into the dark ages and then looking around me living in 2018 cause this post is proof of that lmao
If you didnāt go to their blog, youāre missing the best part:
My Rabies Story
My Story:
I have always had a particular closeness to the concept of rabies and identified as rabioromantic before my diagnosis. I decided for the sake of my mental health I would become infected.
This past year I met a girl online who was born with rabies said she could infect me. We met up this past June and, excuse the tmi, took part in BDSM sex. She bit me really hard on the shoulder until I bled and Iāve had rabies ever since.
I refuse to go to a doctor as they tend not to understand rabios/virosexuals, so pleas donāt ask me to.
Does this mean youāre going to die soon?:
Short answer, no. Contrary to belief, rabies doesnāt actually kill you. Iām in the incubation period atm so I have no symptoms. Everyone experiences rabies differently and I could potentially live a full happy life. For example the girl who bit me was born with rabies and hasnāt died yet.
Are you going to infect other people?
Not unless they really want to. I currently curb my biting impulses by biting into raw steaks so Iām fine and safe to be around. (x)
This is the kind of stuff that you have to laugh at or youāll go insane.
When I said I was so desensitised to Tumblr I couldnāt be shocked anymore, I didnāt mean it as a challenge

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She also has probably the most natural and healthy body shape out of all Disney girls, she has rolls on her belly for heavens sake!!! Healthy body representation!!
Sometimes I wonder if animals ever conceive of monsters. What menaces my dog in her nightmares? Is it only real creatures that sheās familiar with, or does she ever dream about stranger beasts - bigger, meaner dogs with barks like fireworks? Things that come out of the bathtub drains? Humans that only look like her humans, but smell horribly, impossibly wrong?
my rabbits have never, as far as i know, and i got them young, met any actual predators, save for one kitten smaller than them, and nonthreatening dogs they liked, but they still have that instinctual fear for predators. lots of rabbit owners will say theirs do the same - if theres something new in their area and its dark, theyll start thumping and acting panicked, running at any movement or noise they perceive, because they think the new shadow is some looming, unknown predator. my one rabbit, when she was still a baby, would sometimes thump and dart from nothing at all, while the other was unfazed (or simply startled from the others panic). i wonder what she thought was there
Iām very curious about the extent of different animalsā imaginations. The human imagination is incredibly rich and overactive and probably oranges to crabapples in comparison to most non-human animalsā, but I wouldnāt be surprised even rabbitsā brains supply them with some form of imagined danger beyond pure instinctual reactions.
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#listen I donāt watch Jenna Marbles#Iāve never subscribed to hr channel#but thereās one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says sheās gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DONāT KNOW JENNA WHY DONāT YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#āMY DOG RATES SOAPā says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I donāt follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just ⦠does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies
im a person who wants to do lots of things trapped inside a body that wants to SLEEP at all times
every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before

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OMFG
all thoseĀ āsay no to drugsā assemblies in school where WACK i never once had the pot head kids push the Devils Lettuce on me. theyād be likeĀ āhey u wanna smoke some of this here Blunt of Marajoouana?ā and iād be likeĀ āno thanks i dont smokeā and theyād be likeĀ āok coolā and never bother me about it again
drinkers? NO CHILL AT ALL. even into adulthood people act like iāve slain their child when i say i am completely sober. like every single time iāve said no to drinking some person is likeĀ āwhat about jello shots thereās barely any in itā or theyāll leave me a solo cup of wineĀ āin case you change your mindā and when by the end of the night i havenāt had it theyāre allĀ āyou didnāt want any?ā LIKE? YAH I SAID I DIDNT?Ā
anti drug psaās are fine but they gotta talk about drinking too bc never once did anyone i know who did drugs push me to do it too but everyone i tell i am sober tries to find a way to get me to drink like i saidĀ āi am sober but change my mindā or smthĀ