DREAMER

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

"this post transcends language XD" but it's a post with no english cognates at all

I often complain about my life but one thing I am grateful for is that I've almost never been shot at with a cannon. That happened all the time in the old days and it seems like it sucked a lot

Teaboot can I pretty please eat some

THEY SPOKE?!?!

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

Swing state gothic

every now and then i am reminded of nintendo's official solution to the wii u pro controller not having gyro controls and it never fails to send me into hysterics

this is (trans man) positivity!

I forgot i never made like. an official pride post sooooo!!! happy pride!!! happiest prides to all my beautiful trans girls, women and femmes!!!! happy pride to the beautiful black trans women who paved the way for modern-day american gay culture and activism and happy pride to my beautiful gay, lesbian, bi, aro/ace, intersex, non-binary & genderqueer transfems and trans women!!!! you are all so awesome and deserve a beautiful kiss on the cheek and 5 million dollars. GIVE TRANSFEMS MONEY!!!! NOW!!!! /hj

this is (transfem) positivity!

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour