DREAMER

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

OP are you telling me we got the death of Gică Petrescu before we got gta6

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit

I have the craziesttttt most perverted insane problematic shocking shameful kink ever where I yearn to be seen as a man and then kissed on the cheek

Me in the kiln to be entirely honest

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

*walks into an antique store* i’d like to see your most evil items, please

recently been getting very into the idea that humans are cute. "but robin! that's an opinion most people have!" sure! but we're cute ANIMALS. we're cute PRIMATES. not just cute PEOPLE

we have paws. with little toebeans. and that's cute. we have soft and squishy parts and that's cute. we have fluffy hair on our heads and fuzzy hair on our bodies and that's cute. we make noises when we're startled or excited and that's cute. we love to play in water and that's cute. we love to sleep in big soft nests and that's cute. we cross our legs when we sit on the ground and that's cute. we get redder in the face and ears when we're feeling big emotions and that's cute.

if I was a sapient alien from another galaxy and I found humans all I would be able to think is AWW AWWWWW I wouldn't even be able to say Take Me To Your Leader because I would be too busy picking humans up and carrying them around and petting them behind the ears. and they would love this. my truth on the matter

If we encountered exoskeletal bug people then they would take one look at our ungainly pulpy bodies and say "babies! Little grubs using spaceships all by themselves!"

I think instrumence should be free for those who are pure of heart

u should be able to put ur hand down and let the instrument sniff u and if it smells a beautiful quality in ur heart and spirit that's ur instrument now. stray tumpet follow you home.. bwaa

@dogboyboyshorts

​this is such classic tumblr I'm surprised it has less then 50k notes