superfast baby from the future

*leaves

where are you going

In my opinion, posts should be difficult. They should challenge the reader. They should be confusing, and stupid.

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

Ill be a star

ever since i was a little girl i’ve had dreams of becoming an eccentric middle aged man

FUCK I'M SORRY

?? I'm sorry why did you make that noise my bad man 😭😭😭

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forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

felt ok but then remembered