Half Agony, Half Hope

nhl lie blog. like a gossip blog but instead of wag information everyone just starts spreading misinformation about nhlers. for example: brady tkachuk can read and write

Fujoshi wife fills her house with chintz knowingly

the quick brown fox lowkey mogs the lazy dog

The quick brown fox just low-key vibe mogged the lazy chopped dog

The quickpilled brown fox vibemogs lazy chud dogcel by jumpmaxxing

I'll do it for you my liege

did anything happen with this

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

dying in a pickleball accident is so hilarious to me, that is almost worse than dying on the toilet

Every time someone comments on my old fic, i feel like I'm an old actor getting paid residuals. Appreciate you, old-fic-commenters. Key source of emotional income, tbh.

I know this is a deeply American thing to say but I am begging everyone to stay the fuck away from military recruiters. Especially high school kids. You are going to be seeing an unholy amount of them in schools or around schools or literally anywhere kids are known to congregate. THIS INCLUDES ALL FORMS OF ROTC. Stay the fuck away from military recruiters. As someone who’s familiar with entirely too many branches through entirely too many friends and family, including my partner, recruiters are authorized to say literally any fucking thing they think will make you sign on that line. They cannot and will not deliver on those promises. They need bodies for the war they’re pretending is only now starting up again. That’s all you are. A body. Stay the FUCK away from the military.

RECRUITERS LIE

well done everybody for being so brave about it