I miss J.A.R.V.I.S.

Hi I'm TiredHawks but this is my original blog and Tumblr still hates us so all replies/follows will be under this name ✌️

The most annoying thing when people talk about Cap is when the imply his frozen sleep has absolutely any bearing on his abilities or mental age. "he's been alive longer than any of those guys". That's a 27 year old man shut up.

Every week I think about how I did not see one single comment about how Shang-chi learned how to use the rings immediately and went head to head with a dude who's been using them for decades. Not a single person got mad. Demanded a training montage. Blinked an eye.

I cannot believe marvel fanboys got me out here defending Wanda

I'm at this old people party and I straight up had to listen to this woman say "do you know how expensive these [red solo cups were]? I want to bomb Biden's house." MOTHERFUCKER HUH?? Why are Republicans insane

I will only criticize Wanda to another woman. If a man is trying to talk shit I will simply not listen to anything they say. Can't trust their motivations.

I mean in this most non-insensitive way, I'm just actually curious, what would happen to international game servers if there was a WW3

You know how like cats think they're superior bc you clean up their shit, but it's not because you respect them it's because you don't want them to shit on the carpet? That's pretty much how I view misogynistic men.

I was totally over Marvel until I, just now, finally, watched Far From Home and it was fine until he talked with Happy on the jet and then pulled out all the tech and I just started crying internally in pain.

My uni emailed me about "last chance to do required orientation" bc I'm a returning student but like.... I already paid and I'm not living on campus. What are they going to do if I don't do it 😐 Drop my classes and refund me? God I hope so

Why do homophobes say kids need a mother and father figure? like the dads ever help raise the kids

"that KFC meal could have fed a struggling family vs a digital sub" ....what are we TALKIN about 💀💀💀 our own government won't help poor people you think Mihoyo marketing team gives a fuck