help it’s again

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

listen I’m so glad you all are having fun with the dragon incest show, but I need you to understand that from the outside all I see is approximately 14 posts per day of people in truly horrific wigs with captions like “baegael did nothing wrong except all the murders”

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The internet is for developing a parasocial relationship with your friends' cats.

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

i think about this post at least four times a day

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

jstor derulo

Rip laerryn coramar-seelie you would've loved the phrase "skill issue"

getting approached by an animal that wants you to pet them is such a magical feeling. like they saw you and went "yeah there's love in there"

girl vampires are so cool we need more girl vampires in general

and like. girl vampires who are given the same kind of depth as male vampires of reconciling their own monstrous desires with how human they still are or not. and not like. vapid sexy temptresses or whatever. they have their time and place but i want a girl vampire desperately gripping the sink looking into the mirror just to see what isnt there anymore