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*forgets what I just said while it’s still coming out of my mouth*

goodbye discord hello drinkting motor oil

top ten hi moments that will have you helloing

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

what are many or several of you on about.

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

every time the illusive man says something like "i brought you back!" i get mad on miranda's behalf like no you didn't....stealing credit for a woman's unethical breach of science ethics....smh

*starts crying* i just really like mashed potatoes

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet