Friendship That Embraces All

@deadbranch

Price is not allowed to play paint ball anymore. He takes it way too seriously and aims to kill on the course. He also shot Gaz in the ass three times in the same game. Gaz refuses to play with him now.

price overhears soap betting ghost to see who could hold a plank the longest and he knows he should say something because he’s seen ghost hold them for 10+ minutes at a time for fun and in no world does soap win his own bet, but in the end he keeps quiet because soap’s gotta learn a lesson somehow

eternally frustrating to me that when someone pisses me off i can't just.. pick them up by the ankles and SNAP them over my wrist. like a 1990s slap bracelet. babyboy i want to swirl your spine fruit-roll-up-style and wear you as a middle school fashion accessory

hey. don’t cry. crush three cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

me watching cod mwi footage, every time captain price's hat falls off his beautiful head: please god let it be lost, let it be destroyed in the uncaring churns of war

Arrrrrggggghhh I cannot choose between arms, eyes and chest hair 🤣🤣🤣

Fuckin thighs omfg I wanna snort a line off my mans thighs … I can see every defined muscle in there I want to bite him

It's too hard for me to choose. Voice? Hands? Arms? Smile? Tummy? …and now thighs? GODDAMMIT