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This is a blessed post and that ringtone is the cutest thing bUT I CAN NEVER FIND THE FUCKING POsT FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS

its was a mystery

Some ya’ll who are younger need to google Frank Serpico and read about his time in the NYPD and what the cops did to him and attempted to do to him up until the late 90′s. He literally had to go into hiding in Italy and Switzerland and multiple times people tried to kill him. He only came back to America after the mafia (who hated the NYPD a lot, obviously) said “you’re under our protection.”

Damn, NYPD is so bad, Mafia started protecting good cops

extremely good article, please read it. at the very least read the "how to be a bastard" section, it outlines a lot of the ways cops will try to trick you

you cant even begin poems with "i will sodomise and facef uck you" anymore. because of woke .

Much like how archers and digital artists are mortal enemies

not carpal tunnel syndrome 😫

this website really has ruined me… i didnt catch the G, so i spent like 4 minutes scouring the second pic for thee Lucky Luciano 😭

I have many questions. For instance, if his job is to destroy plastic but he spends most of his time hunting monsters, does that mean the monsters are made of plastic? How does that work?

This looks amazing actually

I tried to find this book and found several crow romantasy books, none of which match the description. Halp.

“I’m sorry” and “thank you” are words that create a debt bond that fae can cash in on?

Australians seeing something that Australians do in a different part of the country and declaring that no Australian does that is, in itself, very Australian.

Look if she's in Perth this may very well be happening in real life. They do weird shit over there.

River’s mom is trying to get Blake dolled up to seduce River, and preparing to chew her son out for failing to give his mate a proper orgasm (they still aren’t really together). Meanwhile River’s sisters are like “stop mom you’re so embarrassing”. Sex seems to be a much less taboo subject among crows.

This. This is gorgeous. This is what we need more of. Not ai slop. A bunch of hilarious and adorable bullshit pulled together by some random Australian who just so happened to go viral on tumblr

pretty sure i just lost my editing gig to ai. hate and fucking war on planet earth.

like they've already made it very clear by a) ghosting me for months and b) getting my colleagues to train their stupid new ai. like i only know about this because one of my colleagues tipped me off. i imagine they're waiting to get it working before they formally let me go and fuck that. i am literally drafting my resignation lmao

ex-boss backtracked and ended up asking me if i'd come back not as a freelance contractor but on an actual employment basis.

shoutout to all the people reblogging the version of this before my rejection letter. and especially shoutout to those people saying they're happy for me and that there's justice on this earth. i regret to inform you that my version of justice means choosing violence.

I will probably reblog this every time I see it on my dash because it’s absolutely stunning

This is literally insane. How did you have the patience. Tell me your secrets o’ art god.

ok!!! :0

Part of me is like “neat. Reblog,” and part of me is like “I understand now why impressionism took off, because there’s a 0% chance the artist wasn’t like ‘fuck this shit’ by the halfway point.”

peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know

All I see is “fake marriage au, but it’s also enemies to lovers”

If I ever stop reblogging this post, assume that I have yeeted myself off this mortal coil

@coline7373 you are a hero and a saint to those of us who don’t have the free time to go scrolling through the notes trying to find possible fic links.