IDK

someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together

he's beautiful i literally need to put him under extreme psychological stress. i need to put him in extreme physical pain. i need him curling up in someone's arms for the feelings of safety and comfort he hasn't received in ages

Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

Realest shit ever. Like bro, I got AuDHD, I don’t trust myself to stay focused enough to pilot a 2-ton hunk of metal. You gotta focus on/remember so many things at once while you’re driving and if you miss ONE thing, you can literally hurt or KILL yourself or someone else. I just wanna ride bikes and buses everywhere, man. Maybe an Uber if necessary. Must I learn to drive? Must I really?? 😭

love the trope where an authoritative side character pointedly pretends not to help the hero they’re not supposed to be helping by saying shit like “well I can’t just let you wander around up to the THIRD FLOOR where you could just FIND THE THING YOU NEED in the FIRST ROOM ON THE LEFT. And under no circumstances should you USE THE KEY FROM UNDER THE MAT. I wish I could help you, but I CAN’T. Now excuse me, I need to take this phone call for the next 37 minutes EXACTLY.”

My doctor did that for me once. I had to get an expensive brain scan and she was like ‘do you smoke?’ and I was like ‘no’ and she was like “well that’s a pity because the government will pay for this expensive brain scan if you had been a smoker so - do you smoke?” 🤣🤣🤣 I was like ‘yes’ and she’s like ‘oh wow then this scan will be free’

Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)