Im So Tired My Dude.

How did it get up there

It’s difficult to tell - typically light fixtures are installed using some combination of screws and brackets to affix them to the wall, but in this case the actual point of connection is obscured by a cat.

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

helpful tattoo reminder: they are technically Injuries so u have to eat a lot of calories drink a lot of water and sleep a lot after so your body can Heal The Injury

another helpful tattoo reminder: the 24-48 hours after you get a tattoo your brain can not be trusted in regards to whether or not you should have gotten that tattoo, if you have somehow ruined your life, if it turned out ugly, etc. ignore that

finally, while i am at it: always bring a candy bar and a sugary drink to your appointment for blood-sugar reasons (worst case scenario) or so you can have a treat (unilaterally applicable)

the implication of saying hi

Saying hi ending explained

taylor swift invited a guy who owns and operates an ice detention center to her wedding swifties can pack it up forever now your bitch is awful

yeah i hate concentration camps because i hate women you caught me

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

I will not forgive anyone who watches my child fade and scrolls past without mercy. One share delays his death—but one donation can end this waiting and bring his surgery closer today.

Don't scroll past these words. They may be my last chance to find someone willing to help save baby Qais. Please donate today—your kindness could become the reason my child survives.