Im So Tired My Dude.

Passion fruit and the lesser known apathy vegetable

let's reintroduce "rude" to the lexicon no that person is not evil or morally bankrupt or even your enemy they're just being rude

Youre the only daniel i ever gave a damn about

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

girl taking shark hrt, call that a smooth transition

using your city as a personality trait is such a funny phenomenon thats only allowed when you're from like 5 super well known american cities. imagine if like.. a polish person was like thats how we do it in kędzierzyn koźle