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wait, you're telling me SPAIN is racist??? that can't be... they're the good guys, the progressive europeans who defeated the evil southamericans

surely a country where romani people face systemic racism and police brutality can't be bad. surely a country where one of the most beloved streamers is on video gleefully saying the n word to a black man several times can't be bad.

the following events ensued:

1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?

2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes

3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes

4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke

5. this absolute masterpiece:

>look inside

I’m goin’, Mama. You can’t stop me. And I don’t wanna walk about it anymore.