Seriously, though... What the F*ck !

*making two dolls kiss and dropping them both out nowhere, all the emotion and life leaving my face* right. enough of that.

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

count me outs

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

i just saw the saddest tiktok in the world that purported “im not like other girls, i dont masturbate because i know it would make disinterested in men forever” baby girl you have to jack off and never talk to a man again im literally begging you.

what if i told you they’re in the notes defending the very concept of men with their lives.

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever

Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️

if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

this is worst than finding out from a castiel meme