towel bitch

In this horrible timeline I occasionally agree with… Ted Cruz, apparently

happy anniversary 

“Wow that guy’s really hard… Hard to watch! ahahaha”

"You're cuming? Well I'm going. Ahahhahaha"

"She's getting laid and I'm getting laid to rest... these two are boring me to death ahahahaha!!"

Note how they haven't fixed this, they are just covering it up now that it's going viral. Please remember that it is going to be just as batshit on topics where you don't know enough to easily see that it's wrong.

I went to spirit halloween today with my friends

it's me and my 3 hours of sleep against the world

i dream of having a regulated nervous system

That picture where it looks like BTS did a coup in the United States

Accidentally clicking on an AI assistant feels like clicking on a link that’s going to give you a virus.

My gender is sometimes I’m a man, sometimes I’ve got no gender, and sometimes whatever’s going on in there is none of my business.

*sniffing you with my antennae* hm. i do not think you are a leafs