Awaken, My Love!

ok we joke and we jape but like. shrek 1 is th only animated/childrens movie i can think of that has th message that its ok to be an ugly woman n 4 that reason i hav a lot of genuine respect for it as a piece of art

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IT IS NOT TIME

It’s always time.

harry potter hates ohio

honestly me too hoe

not to be dramatic but i need to get fucked

I don’t hang out with white dudes who use mustache wax anymore bc it’s only a matter of time b4 they fall in love with me and find out I’m gay and write a song on their…idk..their fuckin harpsichord or banjo or ukulele about the girl from the forest who broke their heart but also they don’t even like hiking

i know this seems oddly specific & that’s bc it is

3 times

I ACTUALLY SCREAMED

the way the music died

I’m reblogging this every time I see it.

AND COUNTING.

what’s the mood for tuesday