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"I can't understand anything he says because his Finnish accent is so thick. Half of what he says is in Finnish. He works as a janitor, but he's definitely some kind of god. When he sings Yötön Yö (tango) it is the most emotionally haunting thing I've ever heard. The only time I feel safe in the horror game is when he's in the room with me."

if you don't understand the post at a glance it's because op wrote it wrong and needs your help

if the post doesn't contain all the contextualising information you need to understand it, op is gaslighting you

if you haven't experienced the phenomenon the post describes, op is making it up for clout

if you haven't encountered the type of person the post describes, they're a strawman that doesn't exist

if the post doesn't address a topic you'd prefer to talk about, it's a distraction, missing the point, and talking over you

if the post makes a good point, it is your duty to contribute to human enlightenment by nitpicking it to be more correct

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