the horrors of love

coronabeth is a high-profile tumblr funnywoman whose selfies get thousands of reblogs. unbeknownst to anyone, ianthe secretly runs her account and ghostwrites her textposts. babs has a makeup blog and gets anon hate.

isaac and jeannemary are anime bloggers. isaac writes naruto fanfic and jeannemary makes gifsets but constantly gets into drama because she can’t resist dunking. magnus and abigail follow them both, which they hate.

abigail posts about serious research and writes very well-written, long posts debunking historical misinfo. magnus writes posts about his daily life that all begin with ‘hello, friends!’ and has 4 followers: abigail, isaac, jeannemary, and a porn bot. 

palamedes and camilla are the most tightly knit mutuals you have ever seen. they do absolute knockout text posts where pal provides the setup and cam knocks it out of the park with a four-word punchline. otherwise pal is a science blogger and cam posts pictures of swords.

dulcie is pal and cam’s old livejournal friend who deleted a couple years back. now she’s on tumblr... but there’s something off about her. protesilaus_ebooks is a blog that posts nothing but reblogs every single one of her posts seconds after she makes it.

silas is a tradcath. he writes long text post screeds about how we need to reject modernity and then spends the rest of the day arguing with other tradcaths about minor scriptural quibbles. he writes like one of those Tumblr Debate Club Guys. colum is his beleaguered mutual who lets him post from his blog when he hits post limit (remember post limit guys)