Sea Foam Woman on the Shore

i bring a sort of "this character is canonically malnourished and would gain at least a couple pounds during their hypothetical healing arc wherein they get better" vibe to the function that people dont really like

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

Tattoo artist and I were debating over where to place my thigh tattoo. I, pants pulled down and half a buttcheek out in a large airy room in front of the windows said nervously “haha, I know I have a lot of thigh to work with” and they go “OMG yes I feel so bad for skinny clients because their art gets all crowded. You could get some nice big pieces on your arms and legs though”. Hell yeah my friend. Yet another W for the fat crowd tonight.

you aren't gonna believe who is getting laid soon, read the first two words <3

it’s a tough life for someone like me, who should have been born a muppet

it’s a tough life for someone like me, who should have been born a muppet

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

Happy horse on mars day