JustASucker

sorry america but you’ve been really mean. and I don’t want to go to your birthday party in two days

Yeah running water is cool but uuh. You do know that if you use it to pour enough water into a container you can put your head in it and drown and DIE??? Yeah this is crazy and evil and sad. What if a kid does that. This is why I propose the idea to make it so people pay 200000$ every time they use the sink!!! This is because no child has that much money so they are physically unable to harm themselves <3 Wdym this is insane and we shouldn't be paying 200000$ just to get a glass of water. There are no ulterior motives. No it's not about taking your money. This is for child safety. Don't you want children to be safe??? You evil sicko freak. What's wrong with you for thinking this is wrong and won't work.

You are a bug in bug hell but your spider torturer so fucking bad at their job that the devil himself has to grab you with his gay pitchfork and help them

@tiramisioux

I'm watching Marstead play Chants of Sennar and I love his playthroughs and he's very clever but his translation strategy is. Infuriating.

I've never seen the show but with all due respect I don't understand how NCIS has been on for 23 seasons. how many unique ways could there possibly be to commit a crime in the navy

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr