Flying On Waves

i was obsessed with the eruption of mt vesuvius as a kid, you know, ad 79, destruction of pompeii, the good shit. anyway when i was 9 my aunt was living in naples in italy and we went to visit and she was like do you want to climb mt vesuvius. and i was like hwaaa? you can do that? and she was like yeah i actually do a marathon up it every year let's go. so me and my mum and aunt and cousins all trek up this volcano in the middle of summer and it's yknow, a volcano. very hot and full of rocks. and we get to the crater and we're looking down into it and i'm like woah... this is what destroyed pompeii... and my aunt is like yup. got 'em good. and my little 6 year old cousin pipes up 'what would happen if it erupted now??' and me and my aunt just immediately, in the exact same tone, say 'we would die.'

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with

Hey op thanks for fundamentally rearranging my molecules in some helpful way this fine evening

I think opera singers and ballet dancers should be able to hunt Timothee Chaladipshit for sport in a big opera house with harpoon guns

This is Your Sign to let it consume you Completely

Yelling “we got company” right before being attacked by a horde of enemies probably feels good as fuck for an action protagonist

all hail william the werewolf, proto-enby

Diversity win! The werewolf in your village goes by þei

Open world survival game where if any of your attributes get too high, people who cultivate, worship, or oppose that attribute will show up to kill you. In some cases this is straightforward, like skill at firearms drawing challenges from rival gunslingers, or powerful psychic abilities attracting witch hunters, Caves of Qud style; for attributes like "Cooking" or "First Aid", the motives involved may be more eccentric.

A high enough cooking skill gets you swarmed by rats trying to take over your body

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