Flying On Waves

last night was talking to my dad about career plans and he goes "i dont know if you should do a trade, you should print tshirts and sell them at the oceanfront"

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???

op this is a very hot concept and your post is valid but did you HAVE to explain this with a gif from penguins of madagascar

let's hear it for the people who have been denied autonomy so long they are now incapable of exercising it. do any beautiful women want to literally own me like a dog.

it turns out if you spend your entire childhood shepherded from one task to another by adults, then you'll be entirely lost once they stop doing that one day, and making online purchases will fill you with a dread usually felt only by soldiers in trench warfare

I spent my childhood waiting to get older. When I finally was older, all I knew was how to wait.

Five years later, this reads like someone’s dying note in a survival horror game.

“are they lovers?” worse. they were supposed to be and never got the chance to

[ID: A newspaper clipping that says, "The reason why we still suspect that money brings happiness is that we are dead sure that poverty does not. End ID]