it is a perverse antimiracle

cosmic spider wove a web of order and chaos right in front of my door again. #typical wednesday bullshit

lost my keys in naivasaṃjñānāsaṃjñāyatana and now i can no longer look nor not look for them. fml

rubber ball leather ball cloth ball wooden ball stone ball glass ball light ball diamond ball missing ball super ball secret ball

Earn coins

Build your town

Meet hot AI babes

i should quit my job and search for the golden ant

its actually going pretty well

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

We have to find it

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

okay but seriously what's going on with [tumblr] moderation right now

okay but seriously seriously

Not even in an "I'm outraged" kind of way, in a "genuinely perplexed as to what could be going on behind the scenes to produce these outcomes." I want to stop staring at the shadows on the wall and exit Plato's allegory of the website moderation

we all had a pjackk dead wife flashback today

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

PJACKK CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD!?!?

pjackk is no longer tma

pjackk is tma again