ok i’m done being crazy lol

no i’m not

when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response

After a while there's not much left to do with a guy besides cut off his arms and legs

Come on everyone let's go cut off this guy's arms and legs

hiii, got like $30 which i appreciate, i do get paid tomorrow but after all my bills i will have $130 for gas and groceries for two weeks, which is impossible to manage in most places but especially in south florida. just quit smoking weed and im thinking that will improve my finances over the next couple pay periods, but until then i would appreciate some help

Sometimes I am wondering if I have DID because I feel like I'm very different from myself a lot of the time but I haven't had gaps in my memory as an adult really

I'm mmmmmmm

said something straight up tasted like jizz and this guy genuinely bewildered went "how would you know what that tastes like" WHAT?! dude its cum everyone knows cum

This is about coconut water I don’t even need to look at the notes to know

two more guesses