being a top and also wanting a vagina at the same time I may as well be a sea urchin or a starfish or a lionfish or a sunfish or a dogfish or a catfish or a clownfish or a boxfish or a blowfish or a cuttlefish or a parrotfish or an icefish or a hagfish or a flagfish or a tigerfish or a zebrafish or a velvetfish or a kelpfish or a kingfish or a monkfish or a needlefish or an oarfish or an anglerfish or a barfish or a bandfish or a killifish or a beardfish or a bettafish or a blackfish or a billfish or a bluefish or a candlefish or a handfish or a jackfish or a lampfish or a lungfish or a noodlefish or a paddlefish

remembering in my biology class last year when the teacher called someone a numbskull then said “sorry, I should be calling you guys ‘gumball’ ‘cause you’re all chewed up” then a guy said “I’m more like the bones in a grave, like it’s just over for me” & none of it made any sense

anon is on a level of parasocial relationship not yet known to man