sucking on a worthless original

Nobody gave birth to me I emerged from a lake

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

Me writing poetry that rhymes

Me writing

Okay wait slight mishap: I reblogged the wrong post smh

FAAAHHHH

Also, the character ir O.B or ouroboros from the tv series loki where he fixes things in the tva, the time variance authorities which is basically like time jail for people who disrupt the canon

Never gotten deep into researching ourosomethings BUT THATS SO KOOL I NEVER THOUGHT THEYD BE RELATED TO LOKI AND STUFF

Idk I think it's Egyptian heritage, but WHat I like most is that ob is in a constant loop. There is no time for him and his job is to just fix stuff for the tva. And every Time loki shifts through time in the tva (which technically shouldn't be possible), somehow he remembers both the future and the present (present meaning the past in Loki's present)

The ourosomething has so much poetry potential omg

I wonder if the op of this reblog chain is annoyed that we're using their post this much. That said, on a different subject than their post.

i like ke huy quan so its OK

another great idea by me: if youre waiting in line at the water park you should be able to opt in for a little bracelet or something that conveys to the person behind you in line that they can pop all the blackheads and shit on your back or like flag any moles that should be checked out by a dermatologist

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

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