Confused? At A Loss For What To Do?

how dare the item of clothing i developed a weird attachment to and have worn almost every single day since i bought it start to show signs of wear

ok well my lesbian fantasies involve having sex. so write that down

you know what. I think I should be allowed to temporarily turn into a seal and go swimming around in the ocean for a while. just submit a little note to work that says "sorry, I need to take some sick time, I am becoming a seal" and leave for a week

see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time

Remember being like eleven years old and just filled with primordial rage. I think I could have killed a man with my bare hands when I was eleven. What was up with that

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

Finding a 68 needles in a haystack pincushion

tomato is perfec t size for put needle inside very soft and comfort needle

75% of writing is convincing yourself that your story is worth it

It is. In case you were wondering. Your story is worth the effort you are putting into it. It’s an amazing thing because you are writing it.

sometimes people think I am on Mad At Them Island, when in fact I am far more often paddling around in the waters of Slightly Annoyed With Their Recent Behavior Bay, or perhaps on the beautiful Peninsula of Get Well Soon But I Will Not Be Engaging With All Of That

for sale. shoes baby. yuppp the baby is made of shoes. dont want it. it is not right. babies are not supposed to be composed of that

red dead and beyond

bed bath redemption

why don't you agitate the contents of a barrel full of cream for a while then reach your hand inside and maybe you'll feel butter

This is a crème de la crème joke.

a tardigrade has fallen and scraped all eight of his little knees

OUGGHHHH