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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

me trying to remember what newfoundlands are called earlier: big dog he's an island

Joy and whimsy detected! This big dog he’s an island is joyful and whimsical!

lying in front of the street cleaner

did the street cleaner believe you?

it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people

Happy birthday!!!! 🎶😘🎂🥰✨️🍌

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

"My family thinks because im a leftist it means im radical but like whats radical about that? I just want everyone to hug, no bad things to happen, free healthcare and be nice to everyone" - the coldest, rudest most judgemental person you know.