???

you've been summoned for july duty

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

thats right

there was this comment i saw in response to p!atd breakup and it was like “don’t care + fart” and i literally cannot stop thinking that in my head in reaction to everything now

a number of years ago when I was at Boy Scout Camp, someone shared this bit of trivia. Within days, it had become a competition, the entire camp overrun by elbow licking. See, the thing about it is, if you're aware of the licker, you can feel it. But if you don't know someone is doing it, you legitimately cannot feel the lick. So for the rest of the week, you'd spot kids sneaking up on each other, attempting to lick elbows unnoticed. It was wild.

that's a cat ✅️