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Even celestial critter needs a good rest from time to time. watercolor bunny painting that will be available at East Art Show.

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👆👆👆this IDIOT👆👆👆 likes to get 😘😘😘KISSED and SMOOCHED💋💋💋 on her DUMB STUPID HEAD 🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰HAHAHAHAHA

But I know. I think it was me.

In my defense I never intended to start a rumor. Many years ago I worked as a cleaner at the school and one evening I had to transport one of those big floor washing machines from the basement to the second level via the elevator. When the doors opened a very confused looking man stood inside. He was one of those slicked back gym-bro IT guys and made no movement to get out. The elevator wouldn’t fit him, me and the machine so I asked “Where are you going? Up or down?”

He gave me a smug shit-eating grin and said “Down?” in a mocking tone.

It took me a second to realize that of course he wasn’t going down, we were in the basement, but his look and tone annoyed me so much I refused to admit I misspoke and instead said “Yeah, down. I don’t know if you’re going to the second basement”

His smile disappeared “There’s a second basement?”

“Yeah but it sounds like you don’t have access to it so I guess you’re going up? I’ll just wait”

I never thought of it as anything other than a funny story to tell about that time I got so annoyed with a guy that I invented an entire second basement, but it turns out he probably refused to believe a cleaner fooled him and the story spread.

"Up?" they'd ask, nearly every time.

And then I'd go up to get them (and usually scare them by appearing from seemingly out of nowhere).

1. "I deeply apologize to any and all survivors of domestic violence and rape who I very gleefully ignored to endorse a man who was very public about his views on rape and against whom allegations of domestic violence came out before my endorsement." (Absolutely fucking mandatory)

2. "And for that reason I will not be seeking re-election at the end of my current term as I have compromised my integrity and the values on which I ran for my position"

Miss Pants be upon you yet again in all her sillyness

Jul 2nd