believing a job rejection email when they say they had a very strong pool of applicants and not hiring you was a very tough decision is like believing a stripper when she says she loves you

tomorrow i'm interviewing for a different position with the same organization that spawned this post i think me and the stripper are really going to make it this time

interviewing in an hour for a third time for a third position at this organization. this is our last chance at love

sweetiepie OFFICIAL meeting

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

It is so funny to me that Harrow could have just brought Ortus with her to the Canaan house. Sure he's no fighter, but everyone also assumed Camilla cant fight, and everyone knows Magnus is a bureucrat and not much of a fighter and no one questions their cavalierhood. Like no one has very high opinion on the Ninth Cavaliers in general. Him being big and carrying bones around would have sufficed just fine XD

But how would she function without her emotional support chew toy/best friend/greatest enemy/reminder of her sins?

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

crime shows fucking loooooove the "child who is just born to be irredeemable and evil no matter what" trope which i'm sure means nothing

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

reblog it

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

reblog it

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

unrestrained summer fun

starting to think some of yall arent serious bout finding beauty in the grotesque

they cant even find beauty in fat ppl

Smacka smacka smacka

Enrichment!

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant