*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

ahhh so you're shown to be capable of recognising that people's trauma can make them act irrationally and unpleasantly! you recognised it in the white man! can you also recognise it in the brown woman? no? she's mean and bitchy and uncaring? i see

God forbid women do anything

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

now that we have successfully nitpicked the difference between poisonous and venomous it is time we nitpicked the difference between parasite and parasitoid

yes

that being said landlords are parasitoids

they should invent a grief that doesn’t define you in new and strange ways for the rest of your life

alt text: screenshot of a reply by artesian-diff saying "to do that, they'd have to invent a love that doesn't define you for the rest of your life, i think." below this is an image of a person screaming with their hand covering their eyes and forehead. end of alt text.

The loudest guy in the fucking world: hey man

There's more after 'hey man' but you're deaf now

really fond of humans just from an appearance standpoint. the long legs. the manes of hair that can come in practically any colour and texture. those crazy high-contrast eyes with the white scleras and colourful irises. the fingers being so much longer than the toes. there's a lot to love. solid 10/10 animal species

hey there just out of curiosity are you not human, too?

hilariously enough, I am probably the most human out of anyone on this entire site. earlier today I was posting about getting "species euphoria" from doing human activities like ecosystem management. I'm the worlds first therian to have a kintype that aligns with his biological species. shirt that says "I ❤️ being a sapient omnivorous primate & bipedal persistence predator" on the front and booty shorts that say "largest gluteal muscles to body size ratio on the planet"

reblog if you’re a little lost in life rn

*looking at a ship* they’d look good killing each other

i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed