just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

I've literally seen footage

being in your 20s is not about love or education or careers. it is about constantly being exposed to mold & being greatly fatigued from it

shell of a person is such an apt description like yeah i feel exactly like that rn

you need daddy to complete you

daddy needs to be euthanized

genuinely sickening to think about how men pop up out of holes in the ground and you have to swing a mallet and hit them over the head to get them to stop

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

An ancient letter G is my pet and it has a fever in its big eye

I support the "fiction isn't real so nothing matters" mindset but tbf at a certain point it can tip over into "the curtains are just blue" territory

like yes actually there is a conversation to be had about how a characters actions are framed and how they thematically fit with the rest of the story and it can in fact reflect the author's beliefs. some authors are even trying to make a point

not all depiction is glorification but sometimes it is and you need to be able to tell the difference. not because your immortal soul will be tainted by reading The Bad One, but because you need to have reading comprehension skills

You can give a cat a pill 3 times and then they will have your move set memorized and will animation cancel a swallow

our age of blogs is collapsing

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥