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printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

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Who else is doing it like her
everyone's talking about the ibs/autism haha funny comparison thing while I'm still stuck on the concept that hamsters exist in the wild. like naturally
tf do you mean they're a wild creature. you find those ankle-biters at the pet store
Not a biologist, but the evolution of mammals is way more granular than you might expect. Humans are the sole surviving species of the genus Homo, which was a real party before the other ones went extinct. You're in for a fun time.
Domestic cats are believed to be domesticated not from tigers, but from the African wildcat:
Which evolved to be small just because it's sometimes more useful to be small.
And no, hamsters are not off-brand rats. They're part of the rodent order, which includes beavers, moles, capybaras, guinea pigs (yes, also wild) and lots of other fun things:
Shit. This dude knows an extreme amount about a niche subject. Crazy what you can accomplish when you have treatment resistant IBS
I want it on record that I shit mostly normal.
this is what is happening between us when i like your vent post

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If someone ever tells you they’ve “reached a good place to stop” in lace they either mean “the thread is running out and I don’t want to do a changeover” or “I’ve done something I shouldn’t and have decided to make it my future self’s problem”
Looking at some beautiful quilts by Michael James to cheer me up
Slow train journeys in rural England sure are an experience. You're going ten miles and it takes a day and a half because it stops at every lamp-post and the announcement says "The next station stop is Ferretley" or something and you think "I didn't know that was a place" and you get there and it isn't
Last stop was literally a picket fence, enough chopped wood to build another picket fence and, briefly, a train.
My guy Ferretby was barely builded here
Two clarifications:
Ferretby's name has been changed to protect the identities of it and its resident(s)
I specify slow trains to distinguish from the other two types of train in England: Delayed and Cancelled
My favourites are the Halts (a halt is naturally smaller than an actual stop.) Halts are often By Request only, a fact that may dismay you, if you:
A.) do not hold obscure local knowledge about the precise local distinction of which villages and hamlets are Halts and which are Stations, or
B.) aren’t familiar enough with colloquial British English to understand that when an elderly muppet doing a comedy voice quacks incoherently in an inhuman cadence into an underwater speaker at the other end of a bus carriage full of people shouting slowly and sweatily about football, THAT was actually vital information and you needed to hear it precisely and parse it perfectly - since that single incidence of quacking was the only briefing you were going to get about the situation re: this particular Halt, or
C.) you don’t have The App (each train line has its own app. Each train line is specific to a region. Many are silent on the etiquette of halts) or
D.) the PA system in the train was broken anyway (they usually are) so you had no chance of hearing any quacking muppet announcements even if the madman in charge of the train that day felt like making any.
On a route I travel sometimes there is a Halt By Request Only, Passengers For This Halt Must Inform The Conductor Of Their Request and Move To the Front Door of The Front Carriage Only As No Other Doors Open At This Halt. This is because the Halt has a small doormat-sized platform onto which you are catapulted, and if you do not land precisely on this platform you’d be shot into the river. If you don’t negotiate properly and if you haven’t figured out where to stand, TOO BAD.
If you are at the Halt hoping to catch the train , you are expected to flag it down like a bus. Hope and courage are required. It does Not always work.
The Halt is Picturesque and not far from a station, so you can get off at the halt and enjoy many pleasant scenic walks into the town at the station, where you can eat a nice lunch and get back on a train. (Or vice versa, disembark at the station and be collected at the halt.) this would be a delightful thing to do on a visit and is recommended to visitors, who are expected to understand how this Halt operates through osmosis.
I’ve seen many sad and bewildered visitors be unwillingly shunted into a city they had no intention of visiting, after assuming that a train stop they intended and requested on the map/app/ticket was an actual train stop, and not an arcane and elaborate masquerade, a train stop by previous arrangement only
Back when I was a redditor (😔) I realized a strange phenomenon. No one cares about your original posts, but if you make the post on another site and screenshot it, people assume it’s a tweet from someone who is known/is funny/etc and the post would do way better

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truly few things instantly put me in a bad mood more than humidity
WHY is the fucking AIR out here TOUCHING ME
get OFF
『Esoragoto』 English translation version
This cartoon is what I drew in 2013.
English translation is Laika (http://laikagohome.tumblr.com/) me be done.
I am grateful furiously to Laika.
Laika’s, Thank you very much.
エソラゴト 英訳バージョン
この漫画は私が2013年に描いたものです。
英訳はLaika(http://laikagohome.tumblr.com/)さんがおこなってくれました。
Laikaさんに猛烈に感謝しています。
Laikaさん、本当にありがとうございます。
my homepage
http://nerunodaisuki.petit.cc/
You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!
Do you like it?
YES!!!!!
yes
Eh it's okay
No
NO!!!!!!!
one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

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Finished my fifth fishy! Very happy with him, though I did have a couple of thread getting caught places they shouldn't be. The woes of working in black
STOP.
was the lengthy but still social media friendly column of words you're about to reblog written by the op? can you find them? is this the kind of thing they usually post? if not, is a source or author's name credited?
or is the text extracted from a screenshot of social media posts? did that op write it? can you find them? is this the kind of thing they usually post? if not, is a source or author's name credited?
or is the source implied but not actually given? is the text accompanied by an editorial-style image with a generic logo for some publication or organisation you've never heard of? can you find that publication or organisation? is this the kind of thing they usually post?
did someone write this? is an identifiable person responsible for the content, message and framing of the essay you're looking at? or are you about to propagate an unsourced AI article? the answer might unsettle you.