Embroidery, Lace, & General Chaos

They have since banned “overly voluminous” dresses on the Cannes carpet. Cannes used to be notorious for these kinds of dresses and it would cause huge logistics issues. Some examples are below I truly love some of these, but they were an issue to move along the carpet.

Voluminous outfits, in particular those with a large train, that hinder the proper flow of traffic of guests and complicate seating in the theater are not permitted. The festival welcoming teams will be obligated to prohibit red carpet access to anyone not respecting these rules

Yes this video is in real time, is not AI, and is not reversed.

This is what the full dress looked like:

As to how she sat, she probably went into the van head on and sat on a pile of tulle, with the rest pushed to her right, and then pulled the dress out first and backed out as you saw. That being said, it’s possible she didn’t sit at all. It’s pretty common for celebrities stand in vans on their way to events to avoid creasing their dresses (Cate Blanchett and Anne Hathaway below)

(via bsky)

Part of socializing and having friends is being a good listener even when you don't actually give a shit about the subject.

Your are hurting other people's feelings when you bluntly respond with "Anyway..." and then change the topic.

It can not always be about your preferred topic.

day two! yes, obviously I have both "Mr. Faggot" and "Mr. Dyke" versions of this shirt. it's like you don't know me at all

day seven! we've already covered Middle-Aged Queers, so let's talk The Homobiles. The Homobiles is a peer-to-peer ride share service that precedes both Uber and Lyft and serves the queer community of the Bay Area, regardless of the rider's ability to pay. it is also "the bay's mainstay queer punk supergroup", according to the pull quote on their bandcamp site, and I believe it. The Homobiles features, among others, my beloved faggot dyke Unka Lynee and role model Lynn Breedlove, formerly of dyke punk band Tribe 8, which basically invented punk rock. Lynn founded both the ride share service and the band and is cooler than all of us put together.

a couple of choice quotes from Lynee, my fellow dyke who's also a man:

"I'm a feminist and I'm a dyke and I fucking hate men and I'm a man. I identify as a dyke and as a guy. People are pissed off about that because they want you to pick a side. Really, my choice isn't about you. I don't tell you to lop your tits off, and you don't get to tell me that I can't be a dyke and a guy. That is just as repressive as any of the bullshit that we're rebelling against." [source, 2005]

Disco toad!!

ya got

gochujang butter noodles

peanut butter noodles

chili crisp fettuccine alfredo

miso butter noodles