Benz. 30s. he/they. queer. Fürs Leben gern ein Stuttgarter™. sometimes horny on main - this blog contains NSFW material! maybe I follow you for one of my side blogs. hit that ask button and talk to me. Hier findet ihr hauptsächlich jede Menge Schrott. ko-fi.com/bembz 4 8 15 16 23 42
welcome to my twisted mind blog, let's take ibuprofen together :)
my name is Benz, I'm 30, born to be a lover, forced to be a hater, queer as fuck
I welcome all interactions, whether we've been following each other for years, or you stumbled upon my blog mere seconds ago, just be civil. Slide into my DMs, send me asks, leave comments, spam like and reblog to your heart's content. I love you
Ooohoohoohoo welcome to the chaotic unorganised mess under the break. I say I will get things in order here in the future and we'll just see when and how things'll change :D
I laugh at my own jokes. Tigers and cats are my favourite animals. I'm a geographer, currently looking for a job, meanwhile I work in coffee. I speak German, English, and Spanish, and I do not care to make my posts more palatable to anglophone monolinguals. My pronouns are mostly he/him; er/ihm; él/lo, Ausnahmen bestätigen die Regel :) jasmine green tea is my favourite. I love to cook and I'm damn good at it. I give great hugs and I take great pride in that. I'm a sucker for physical contact, I love kissing and cuddling. There will be hornyposting on main. If you're cool we can be horny together in messages. However sex is not everything. If you just wanna chat that's rad as hell and I'm always happy to simply talk with you. If I like your vibe I'll just reach out and say hi, you're more than welcome to do the same. Let's vent at each other, share recipes, travel recommendations, ask about cultural context for posts/memes we don't understand in our second languages, send each other things we'd think the other would appreciate. I knit, I garden, I have house plants, I can and do buy myself flowers (sunflowers are my fav), I count audiobooks as reading. I love dancing and don't give a flying fuck how awkward I look. Bielefeld existiert nicht. Weeping willows are my favourite trees.
I post and reblog whatever the fuck I feel like. I don't consistently use tags, sorry.
some tags I do try and adhere to are:
#this is me - what it says on the tin. may be nsfw!
#gpgw - me but without clothes on (as much as tumblr will allow) (i have had this account for more than half of my life I cannot risk getting this one nuked this is my home. I do have an alt for more of that nature)(follow my bluesky for uncensored stuff)
#personal - "diary entries"
My fandoms include: LOST, the Magnus Archives, Desperate Housewives, Silent Hill, Star Trek (esp. Voyager), Drawfee, Adventure Time, Sense8, Lorde, and many more
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If you're a new writer and you're asking yourself "is this too personal, is this too much, will people think this is weird" that feeling is the exact location of your actual voice. The stuff that makes you want to close the laptop is the stuff nobody else could write. The safe version is always worse. Always. I have never once read something and thought "this would have been better if it was a little less honest." go further. It's always go further.
Back when I was a redditor (😔) I realized a strange phenomenon. No one cares about your original posts, but if you make the post on another site and screenshot it, people assume it’s a tweet from someone who is known/is funny/etc and the post would do way better
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Oh, this is really neat, this is the same thing they did in Sh! The Octopus in 1937 to do this transformation scene. In black & white, the color of your light can hide makeup, then all you have to do is flip the color, and the audience just sees the difference in the light levels, but cannot see the color shift. The quick explanation for why this works is the blue makeup absorbs red light, looking very dark when only red light is present, but also looks about the same as relatively fair skin when only blue light is present. Same goes for the colors the other way.
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