I just ate one
You can lie when you name things
y'know, this reminds me of that one time in college where everyone in my marketing class had to make a presentation talking about something they were well informed on except I was boring as hell and had basically zero hobbies and I was like shit what do I do I guess I could do something based off my job except I was working at a grocery store at the time and so I decided to make a powerpoint explaining why apples are objectively the best fruit and there was one slide where I made a scale ranking different types of apples according to like mouth feel or something and I included literally every apple type I had ever come across and that was how I ended up calling red delicious satan's pathetic hellspawn of an apple in front of thirty people and my forty year old instructor. anyway I prefer honeycrisp, they're pretty good
