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Athlethicc // the duality of beef

#it me #selfie #swolfie #beefcake #in training #💪#🦍#brogress #feeling myself #apologies for the following #gym bro #gym flex #bi #muscle #flex #himbo #thick thighs

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anti-parent

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

anti-parent

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

lycions

x

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acegender

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

#princess big dawg

cherrydanish

a picture that’s worth a thousand words

#it's called fashion look it up

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wolveswolves

By fenrirrises

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#inside of you there are two wolves #and they're both boys #and they're kissing

possumcollege

#inside of you there are two wolves #soon

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paverics

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

paverics

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

#Erling Haaland

tgatbc

#hell yeah #Björk

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fidelcostco

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

mushroom-soup-is-my-religion

spin-the-wheel-polls

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

Remaining time: 20 hours 30 minutes

instant-oatmeal

#trident

soulren

Arriving for my connecting flight to nebraska in full plate armor. Announcing in a booming tone that I will choose the middle seat

eategg24

sits next to you opens my carry on luggage. its full of novelty fridge magnets and i start sticking them onto you

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cal3ris

is this gonna get me fired you think

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