if there's nothing to think about, think twice

redog if arf auuuwuff. wuff ruff auauau

obviously this is AI generated slop but I keep laughing at ophelia labeled “hamlet’s brother”

very interested in the 523 likes in the corner supporting this groundbreaking interpretation of ophelia

HAMLET My brother? KING BLYSSFFSTTT No, the other Ophelia

missing something by not having Riku in the shot as well

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

died at the window sill

the will is weak the flesh also is weak and me i am not doing too good either

Wait I just discovered an ancient truth. Come over

kep's favorite hobby is crawling onto your lap so he can breathe really loudly and wetly 1 inch away from your face. it is so so important to him that you let him do this.

It’s the same in Irish! bóín Dé!

in hebrew it’s “our rabbi moses’s cow”

Oh I love this news!!!!

Multiple cultures upon seeing a ladybug for the first time: “Who’s cow is this????”

in German they’re Marienkäfer which also pretty much means “Mary’s Beetle”

Omg in spanish (argentina) we also say “vaquita de san antonio” or “mariquita” which stands for little faggot :)

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

therye saying "transgende

Invader ze/zim.