if there's nothing to think about, think twice

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

(over doctor's office intercom) The Saturday Torture Ogre will see you now

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[unblues a character's eyes]

I see that "learned helplessness" is the hot new psychological term getting wildly misused. the phrase you're looking for is "weaponized incompetence," babes

“but if i communicate it perfectly then they will understand me” WRONG 10,000 years of suffering

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

#feminist retelling

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

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