what a privilege it is to come home to a little animal that loves you like you're their whole world.

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

sports bra and boxers can be lingerie if you're enlightened and impure of heart

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

you will struggle to say the unsayable thing for five years straight. and then it will suddenly become easy on a Wednesday morning

lately i have discovered that making a point of maintaining my extant social connections and actively seeking new ones is good for my mental health. it turns out that human connection is the greatest joy of being alive, in fact.

my favorite thing about louis is he's a business major in a world of theater kids. everyone's playing psychological games with each other through theater and rock music and the fractured art of storytelling and he's like "but what are the margins on my vampire hotel"

It’s so fucking bananas that the last straw for Lestat in that meeting was finding out that Louis was getting 45% of merch profits on his tour. What kind of joker ass motherfucker becomes an investor in their ex’s crash out??? Louis Du Pointe Du Lac no one ever did it like you