I'm Not An Uncle

oh thank goodness

Did you know it’s required by law to posses an IQ below the national average in order to own and drive a truck??

Let’s not resort to IQ as a metric (that’s the tool they use to justify their supposed superiority). However, I do believe there is a legal precedent that necessitates a nonfunctional micropenis in order to conduct a truck

(trying to vent but has too big of a following to get into any genuinely vulnerable specifics) there is a sadness that overtakes me at times

She trots like haaland runs

Warm Blooded Trotter??? What the fuck is the alternative? Are some races for gators or something

who hash got my heart changing in size, craving roast beast, living in a cave with a dog

when it wasn't meant to be 🤣🤣 but the potential of possibility still plagues you 🤔