Aesthetic Meme

had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

Banishment is the funniest punishment I can think of. Just get out of here

Fuck you. Fuck this. Go be someone else’s problem.

Honey is literally murder but go off

Prove it.

They literally puke their guts up to make your honey

Bee farmers use whats called a honey maker. It’s a crude devices. It similar to a meat grinder. They force the bees in and grind them up. What comes out is a paste. That paste is later filtered into what we know as honey

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

@zoologicallyobsessed please show us pics of your bee grinder

…do they think they put bees in that and spin them around until they vomit…?

bee carnival

bad and naughty bees get put into the b e e c e n t r i f u g e to extract their honey

who wants to go to the aquarium with me i want to stand in cold rooms for two hours straight and look at jellyfish and maybe pet a small stingray

Feel like shit. Just want to pet sea pancakes again.

so many cat videos on this site with no sound. can’t take it anymore

hes trying to sip like a people. i want to hear it

just learned that the word “ferret” is derived from the Latin word furittus meaning “LITTLE THIEF” and that a group of ferrets is called a BUSINESS and i am absolutely pleased with this new knowledge

thieves’ guild….

true 2000′s nonsense was finding an amv with a cool song and revisiting the amv for the song instead of actually looking it up

it just sounds better on the amv idk what to tell you

in space, no one can hear you violate workplace safety regulations

i like tumblr more than twitter because the white people on here have never listened to rap music

i mean they've heard a brockhampton song but that's all and they don't know the words and they haven't built their entire internet persona around it. tumblr white people build their internet personas around whichever piece of fantasy media makes them feel the most marginalized and that's just easier to deal with

Hamilton

that's not rap music

Watsky, Lil Dicky, Wax, Daveed Diggs

do you live in the suburbs?

Yeah, why?

Does Kitchen Sink by Twenty Øne Pilots count as rap?

i can’t do this anymore