Communist MILF

I hear being kind is punk but is it ska? Is being kind ska? I don't care about being kind unless it's ska.

Dear Xi Jinping: in order to grow Chinese soft power and capitalize on the Chinese cultural moment, the party must make a Hamilton-style musical about Zhou Enlai that focuses on framing his relationship with Mao Zedong as Yaoi

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

someone should do a version of the milgram experiment with a horny trans girl who actually gets zapped when the button is pressed and moans about it every time the subject presses the zap button

it’s not funny that charlie kirk stepped on a rake and then fell backwards into a pit of hot tar before stumbling out and getting stuck to a comically large firework that shot through a chicken coop covering him in feathers before the firework finally exploded and a big image of his face appeared in the sky. Stop laughing

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

i put taken in my bio to indicate that i have been kidnapped and am requesting assistance but all it seems to do is make ntr bloggers flirt with me do you not understand the gravity of the situation