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For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

the twisted detective

[touching bloodstains] the killer must have been one real unpredictable demented sicko motherfucker. heh. *smirks darkly* I suppose it takes one to know one

One me in here ain't enough for all this shit! Where's the force plural sign up?

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

the smell of the transfeminine armpit is the smell of victory. if you manage to sniff it then you’ve won in life.

Well that’s not very in love with me of you

in the early 21st century various cultures were known to worship a sort of fertility idol known as "hex maniac"

[evil fucking chuuni fire eyes burning as i reach for my badass weapon] let me show you why they tag my posts with #yuri #kink #abuse.

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit