Communist MILF

little baby on the bus with a big book of Pokémon, probably just starting to learn how to read, sounded out “scorbunny” and “raboot” and then asked their parent “what’s this one?”, parent said “Let me see….Cinderace” and handed the book back, and the baby said thoughtfully “cinderace. Cinderace. Interesting.”

affirmations for bus drivers: i am sexy and necessary for society to function 💞 ten minutes is not that late 💞 i can fit through that gap 💞 the passengers don’t need to sit down before i blast away from the bus stop 💞 i can take this turn as fast as i want 💞 twenty minutes is not that late 💞 everyone on this bus desires me carnally 💞 thirty minutes is not that late 💞

unfortunately the english were incapable of making it greenwich nicies time

my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"

another day, I greet my friend at the door, I look over her shoulder and raise an eyebrow, "I see you've brought the electromagnetic phenomena again,"

gay Earth theory

the purple bassist from bocchi of rock is a kind warrior with a strong soul. just as i fight monsters and brigands, she battles alcoholism driven by the evil generals of transmisogyny and capitalism. plus she's got her feet out which is cute.