[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

no one is coming to save yo- wrong!! everyone who has ever shown you love and/or care is saving you a little bit.

jack of all trades, master also of all those trades. no prablem 👌

world heritage post

Holy shit what. This is like if someone in ancient sumeria had a camera

they call me normal man on account of my normal nature

He looks like he’s ducking down to slurp up those mini-kermits like some kinda anteater.

When you lay too many eggs and realize your young won't survive with that much competition

okay, and lastly Any Other Business? no? right, meeting adjourned, time for the cuddlepile

How many cuckchairs does a person need, jesus

The Cuck Counsel will decide your fate

Guys I think I know how a plasma gun works now

Shinzo abe kind of mechanism